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Stretch Marks by Freshman15 Stretch Marks by Freshman15
For those who've never encountered stretch marks before: [link]

Yeah. After telling us about all those nasty STDs, it would'v been nice to know that the big red streaks that suddenly showed up on my hips weren't gonna kill me.

By the way, this isn't the place to discuss to what degree you agree or disagree with the idea of sex education in schools (notice how I called it "health class?") There are plenty of online forums for that.
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FireGemini Featured By Owner May 16, 2013  Hobbyist General Artist
i have them all over my back leg.
i cant even wear skirts.

and skirts are manditory for my school uniform.

*facepalms*
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shardaep900 Featured By Owner Nov 12, 2011  Student General Artist
hahaha I hate stretch marks and mine look like scars since on my skin there dark brown
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firewatergirl Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2011  Student Traditional Artist
I freaking hate stretch marks :iconwthplz: they make me wanna cry. I has way too much lawl
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xScoobyxLuvx Featured By Owner Apr 25, 2011
haha! thats soooo cutee!!! and truee haha! gosh i hate them, my thighs and butt are ruined
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pajamasecrets Featured By Owner Sep 18, 2010  Student General Artist
Someone should have told me about stretch marks, too >.< I have them on my freaking boobs. Good-bye, v-necks. D:
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mchemfan Featured By Owner Jun 13, 2010  Student Digital Artist
Agreed =w=; I also wish someone else woulda told me. HELLU COCOA BUTTER MY LIFE SAVER.
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Mooncrafter Featured By Owner Dec 31, 2009
Awww I wish mine were red, then I might have thought they were normal, but mine were PURPLE I TELL YOU DDDD: PURPLE!! SCARED THE HELL OUTA ME. Especially since my sexual education from my parental figures was "You're going to want to have sex. Just say no, and you'll be fine"
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Panic-Button-419 Featured By Owner Aug 16, 2009
The same kind of thing happened to my brother but he was growing taller so fast he has them all over his back. Mom freaked out and I told her they where probably just stretch marks she still took him to a doc and he said the same thing I did.
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dwillsn Featured By Owner Jul 20, 2009  Hobbyist General Artist
i think we do need some ammount of it in the schools, get it over w\ in the fifth grade or somewhere around there (had to do it in my old school n CO)... down here the parents have decided that if their kids dont get the class, they dont know how to have sex, and therefore wont. fkng idiots.... first year i was here there were girls preggo left and right... think its time for a new plan.this one seems to b failing miserably. most ppl around here dont even know that condoms expire. -_- lmao love ur expression in the last one XD
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RequiemBelle Featured By Owner Jun 4, 2009
Our sex ed teacher had a pop-up book.
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Mallory23 Featured By Owner Mar 30, 2009
I think we need to start letting girls know that stretch marks are beeautiful. Because if we do, then the men have to agree with us, hahahahaha
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Sparky-J Featured By Owner Jan 18, 2009  Hobbyist Digital Artist
you can also get stretch marks during periods of rapid muscle growth.
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TheDJTC Featured By Owner Oct 17, 2008
All my stretch marks are on my torso 8D
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MaryBlaise Featured By Owner Oct 1, 2008  Professional General Artist
Haha we were never really told in detail "what would happen" to our bodies.
By the time I had a REAL health class, I either knew everything from my parents, or it had already HAPPENED anyway. 9__9 real helpful.
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Spirit-Dragon99 Featured By Owner Sep 1, 2008
They tell you about sex. They tell you how a baby developes. And yet, they dont just say 'It's natural, but use a condom if he didn't put a gold band with a 1/2 cart rock on your finger.' Just telling them to wait would make a world a diffrence. And I don't think I've ever really had stretch mark. And if I did, I ignored them.
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imehron Featured By Owner Aug 31, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
While reading, I tried to come up with some kind of "Stretch Marx" pun, but it didn't pan out.

"Nether bits" cracked me up.
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thy-angel-of-chaos Featured By Owner Aug 17, 2008
During my sex ed teaching, my teacher put a condom on a wooden replica of a penis and then applied something to the condom that made it explode.

A few seconds later, everyone hears, "AAAUUGH I GOT CONDOM IN MY EYE"

Luckily that was not me.
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Freshman15 Featured By Owner Aug 20, 2008
Again I must ask: why was everyone else's sex ed class so much more interesting than mine???
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PikachuGirl152 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2008  Hobbyist Writer
trying to recall the video that i got to see.....oh, right, the class started out by where/what our girly parts were, followed by asking all the girls who had their period yet to raise their hands, and then, we got to watch an annoyingly upbeat video about a girl talking to her friend's mom about puberty

and then we got to watch the video that the boys got.....there were diagrams

oh, the diagrams ><
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hazeldog2 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2009
I got that one too! I thought it was stupid that it wasnt her mom telling her about it I mean I'd never ask my friends parents
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PikachuGirl152 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
that would be so awkward, too, why would someone do that?? XD
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hazeldog2 Featured By Owner Jan 22, 2009
I mean how would you even go about that " hey mrs.friends mom. Theres blood coming out of me in weird places what do i do?"
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PikachuGirl152 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
lmao, it's like going up to your best friend's boyfriend and saying your pregnant XD
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hazeldog2 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2009
LOL XD
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PikachuGirl152 Featured By Owner Jan 23, 2009  Hobbyist Writer
lmao XD
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Dragonlet Featured By Owner Aug 11, 2008
We had videos: "Dear Diary" for the girls and "Am I Normal?" For the boys.

The boys' video had the boy talk to a zookeeper who of course had the perfect advice to give to him because he saw so many animal balls. (I don't remember what the advice actually was, probably just assurance that he's normal)

Also, notice how they explain how the boys react to sex, but not the girls? That kind of made me upset.
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Freshman15 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2008
Ohgod! o.o

"And this, Timmy, is what an elephant erection looks like!" AAGH!
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Dragonlet Featured By Owner Aug 15, 2008
Yeaaahhh he seemed a bit too into the animals' balls, if you get my meaning.

GARBAGE BAG IT
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thelolo Featured By Owner Aug 10, 2008
I had videos. They had songs I didn't need to hear.

On a side note, kitty shirt= adorable.
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Freshman15 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2008
I'm really enjoying hearing about everyone's unique experiences with sex ed class. I don't remember any puberty jingles in mine, and I am both overjoyed and disgusted to hear that they exist. XD
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thelolo Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2008
Actually, I think it went "Changes keep falling" and that was about it. Which doesn't make sense, because it's not like you're wandering around and something hits you on the head and WHAM! You get a period!
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justawishfulthinker Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2008
LOL

:hug: I love youuu.
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MawBedlam Featured By Owner Aug 9, 2008
I know what you mean by the strech marks. The classes only want to say "DON'T HAVE SEX BECAUE IT WILL KILL YOU OR MASTERBADE BECAUSE THEY WILL DO THE SAME". Not kidding that was the goal of half a school year of school for and force you to. Atleast the joke is funnier and saner then the real deal.
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Dakata Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2008
God, I hate stretch marks. :c I used to have 'em on my thighs (Inner and outer) and on my boobs, but they went away. C: Hooray, cocoa butter!

But they didn't appear until waaay after sex ed and my first period (And I got that damn thing before sex ed, so I thought someone broke into my room and stabbed me down there :lol: ), and I thought I had a disease too. :c But I didn't think it was an STD or anything because I didn't learn about those 'til 9th grade.

And I had reproductive organ coloring sheets like the first commenter. :c It was awkward staring at a picture of girl parts.
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PikachuGirl152 Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2008  Hobbyist Writer
oh, great, highschool's gonna be fun :|

and i thought that it was awkward enough when they separated the boys and the girl's classes XD
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Mills-and-Boon Featured By Owner Aug 7, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
I never got the curves I was promisecd in thoseclasses.
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ChesCaHans Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2008
At least it's not on your stomach--my brother still accused me of having been ' pregnant'.:roll:
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cozmictwinkie Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2008
Oh it was on my stomach too.
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smoking-mirrors Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2008
They always seemed to miss the important stuff in those classes.
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Tanukitsune1 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
They never gave us any sex education... XP
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Freshman15 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2008
Did they at least give you health class so you knew what was going on when puberty rolled around?
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Tanukitsune1 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
Nope... They didn't teach us anything come to think of it! All I learnt was from cartoon specials... Which explains a lot... XP
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Freshman15 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2008
HA! Thank goodness for Captain Planet and Sonic the Hedgehog. XD
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Tanukitsune1 Featured By Owner Aug 13, 2008  Hobbyist Digital Artist
It was [link] and Inspector Gadget for me acutally, those came a little later for me! XP
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TehKupoKween666 Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2008
T_T I have faint ones on my boobs...damnit I need that coco butter stuff >.<
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Detriya Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2008
OMG! When I got them on my boobs, I thought I was diseased too :cry:
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AGMorgan Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2008  Student Artisan Crafter
The things you never think of and never really wanted to.

I got stretch marks myself, but on my back from growing too tall too fast. Mom was worried people would think I was getting beatings if they saw 'em.
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cozmictwinkie Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2008
That's something I never even thought about. Dang, yeah, that sounds embarassing. I didn't do much growing UP as I did growing OUT, so I got em on my hips, belly and boobs. =P
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CalypsoTea Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2008  Hobbyist General Artist
I can relate. Even though I have them all over, the ones on my back are quite prominent too. They’ve faded a lot over the years, but when I was in high school, they were so pronounced that they looked like I had been beaten. One time while changing after Gym, a classmate saw them and asked if I was ok. I told her that they were just stretch marks, but she didn’t look like she believed me. She even gave me her phone number and said to call her if I ever needed to talk! :P
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kumatsuotaku Featured By Owner Aug 6, 2008
I refused to take that class more than one time. I mean seriously, telling us about it every year? Did we really need that?
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